1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:06,048 And Amy Fisher, the so-called Long Island Lolita, 2 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:08,551 who was also implicated in the case, 3 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:11,053 is currently serving five to 15 years 4 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:12,555 at Albion Correctional Facility. 5 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:15,558 And that's "Where They Are Now" for this Tuesday. 6 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:17,059 Matthew Brock, WNYX news radio. 7 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:18,084 Bill? 8 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:23,566 Bill. 9 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,568 Uh, thank you, Matthew, 10 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:27,069 for that unusual report. 11 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:28,571 WNYX news time 12:45. 12 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:30,573 Minor delays on the... 13 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:32,074 What's going on, guys? 14 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:33,576 Matthew, I think 15 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,578 you mispronounced that guy's name a few times. 16 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:38,080 What? Uh, i-i-it's... Joey Butta... 17 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:40,106 No, it isn't, Matthew. 18 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:47,614 It's, uh... Buttafuoco. 19 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:50,593 Butta... 20 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:53,095 Fook-oh. 21 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,097 Wh-what did I say? 22 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:56,599 Well, Matthew, of all the possible 23 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,101 mispronunciations of that name, 24 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,103 you seem to have stumbled upon 25 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:02,605 absolutely the worst one. 26 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:05,107 I... I don't know what you mean. 27 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:06,632 Think about it. 28 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:10,613 Nice job, Matthew. 29 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:14,116 My cab driver really got a kick out of that. 30 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,118 Lisa, I'm on it, okay? 31 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:18,621 Well, if you were really on it, Dave, 32 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,122 we wouldn't be doing stories 33 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:21,624 about Joey-butta-fook-oh in the first place. 34 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,125 Oh, my God. 35 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:24,126 Uh-huh, yeah. 36 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:25,628 Oh, my God. Yeah. 37 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,129 Oh, no. 38 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:30,132 So you sort of see it now, huh? 39 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:31,133 Oh, God. 40 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,635 That's good. 41 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,637 All right, all right, here's what we're going to do. 42 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,138 That's okay, Lisa, I'll take it from here. 43 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:37,640 We'll just issue a short correction 44 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:39,642 and a formal apology to Mr. Buttafuoco. 45 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,143 Oh, my God. 46 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:43,646 I'm sorry, Lisa, did I miss a memo or something? 47 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,147 I'm still the news director, right? 48 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:47,650 Not for long if this is how you're going to run the station. 49 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,151 Look, what is with you? 50 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,654 Do you really think you can do this job better? 51 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,156 Haven't I been clear on that? 52 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:56,158 Well, all right, it would be easier for you, 53 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:59,161 because you wouldn't have someone like you haranguing you. 54 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:02,164 Dave, that makes no sense at all. 55 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:04,166 Well, not as much as I'd hoped it would, 56 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:06,168 but you get the point. 57 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:07,670 I, for one, am outraged! 58 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:08,671 Oh, my God, Joe, I'm sorry. 59 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,172 Way to go, dude. 60 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:11,516 I can't believe you pulled it off. 61 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,176 I didn't pull anything off. 62 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,178 That was a mistake, Joe. 63 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:17,179 Look, I got it on tape. 64 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,682 We can make copies. 10, 15 bucks a pop for these. 65 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:21,183 What? I got blank tapes in my van. 66 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:23,185 We'll bang it out over lunch. 67 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:24,186 It's a big market. 68 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:26,689 Same people who buy sports bloopers. 69 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:27,690 Oh, God, Joe, no. 70 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:30,192 Well, don't worry about your cut. 71 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:32,194 I'll break you off a piece. 72 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,697 Just keep it up with the "mistakes." 73 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:36,198 So, who called first, 74 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:41,203 the FCC or Mr. Buttafuoco's lawyers? 75 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:42,705 We're airing a short correction 76 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,206 and a formal apology, Mr. James. 77 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:46,208 No, we're not. Yes, we are. 78 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:47,710 No, Lisa, we are not. 79 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:50,212 Okay, okay, who did I hire as news director here? 80 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,214 I'm sorry, Mr. James. 81 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:55,718 No, I'm really asking. I lose track of these things. 82 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:57,219 That would be me. 83 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:59,722 Good. Then you figure out what to do. 84 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,223 Dave, please don't fire me. 85 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:02,725 Make sure you get Lisa's input. 86 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,727 Lisa, just tell Dave not to fire me. 87 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,728 I'll do the best I can, Matthew, 88 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,730 but you know Dave has a mind of his own, 89 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:08,731 God bless him. 90 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,232 Matthew, I'm just glad 91 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:13,235 you didn't do a story about Forrest Tucker. 92 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:15,738 I... I... I don't get it. 93 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:16,763 Think about it. 94 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:19,766 Oh! 95 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:23,769 Because he thinks I would say Torrest... 96 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:00,282 Look, if you don't want my input, 97 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:01,283 then just say so. 98 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:03,786 I don't want your input. Too bad. 99 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,788 You know, especially if your input is another 3-hour lecture 100 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,790 on the legal rights of a known sleazebag. 101 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:10,292 Well, what if Mr. Buttafuoco sues us? 102 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:11,794 For what... Defamation of character? 103 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,296 Like we can help him with that. 104 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,799 That is completely beside the point. 105 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,801 Look, it's, like, 6:00 now, all right? So? 106 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,803 So I want to get something to eat. 107 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,304 Fine, I can finish this over dinner. 108 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:23,806 That's not what I meant. 109 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,308 All right, would you rather I call you at 3:00 a.m. 110 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,310 when I wake up from my recurring nightmare 111 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:30,312 about you running this station into the ground? 112 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,314 Well, this is going to be a delightful meal. 113 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:33,315 Dinner, huh? 114 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:36,318 Why don't you guys just get a room? 115 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:37,820 Shut up, Beth. 116 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:40,823 Yeah, that kind of insinuation is really inappropriate, 117 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,325 and what the hell are you wearing? 118 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,851 It only cost me $5.00. 119 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,331 I'm going to go get my coat. 120 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:50,833 Well, move it. Oh, settle down. 121 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,835 Don't tell me to settle down. 122 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:56,839 Wow, it's like Tracy and Hepburn. 123 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,341 Look, all I'm asking is that you stop arguing with me 124 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:00,843 until I get some food in my stomach. 125 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,344 Fine, then let's go to that sushi place 126 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:03,345 across the street. 127 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:04,847 Oh, no, I don't want to go for sushi. 128 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,849 I see, I don't even get any input 129 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:07,874 as to where we eat. 130 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:10,376 Oh, my God. 131 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:19,862 Morning, boss. 132 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,363 Oh, morning, Beth. 133 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:22,865 Here's your phone sheet. 134 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:24,366 You know, you really don't have to call me boss. 135 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,869 I know. I just do it sarcastically 136 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,370 because it amuses me. 137 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:29,371 Coffee, boss? 138 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:31,373 Oh, yes, please. Thanks. 139 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:33,375 So how was your dinner with Lisa? 140 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:34,877 Oh, it was fine. 141 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:35,878 By the time it got to dessert, 142 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,379 I was kind of sick of arguing, 143 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,381 so Lisa sort of had to carry the bickering 144 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:41,383 through to the check herself. 145 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:43,385 He's doing it again. Tell him to stop. 146 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:45,387 Doing what, Catherine? 147 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,890 He just sits there and stares at me 148 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:48,915 all day long. 149 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,895 Look, Catherine, as we've said before, 150 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:56,398 that is where he sits. That is where you sit. 151 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:57,399 You sit opposite each other. 152 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:59,401 There's not really much I can do. 153 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:00,926 You guys could switch seats. 154 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,408 Thanks, Joe. 155 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,410 I can't take it anymore. 156 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:11,413 On Wall Street, the Dow is showing signs of recovering 157 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:12,915 after yesterday's nine-point fall. 158 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,917 After just over an hour of trading... 159 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:17,920 Listen, Dave, why don't you and Lisa just bury the hatchet? 160 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:18,921 Oh, I'd love to, 161 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:21,423 but apparently Lisa thinks she should have my job. 162 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:23,425 Oh, so when a woman's ambitious, she's pushy, 163 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:24,927 but when a man is ambitious... 164 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,428 Oh, Beth, don't go into that. 165 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:29,431 You're right. I was actually starting to make myself sick. 166 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:31,934 Is Cathy out in the hall? 167 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,436 Yeah, Bill, but I'd let her go. She's in kind of a mood. 168 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:37,439 Don't worry. I know how to sweet-talk her. 169 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:38,440 Cathy! Yoo-hoo! 170 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:39,942 Bill, I'd really rather you didn't do that right now. 171 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,467 Oh... 172 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:43,946 Hi, Lisa. 173 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,948 Hi, Dave. Hi. 174 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:46,949 Uh... 175 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:48,450 Coffee. Yeah, okay. 176 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,952 Would you like some cream for your coffee? 177 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,954 Sugar? No, no cream. I just take it black. 178 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:53,455 I didn't know that. You take it black? 179 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:56,482 Have a nice day. Yeah, you too, yeah. 180 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:05,467 What was that? 181 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:06,969 What was what? 182 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:09,471 That incredibly awkward little moment with Lisa 183 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:10,973 at the coffee machine. 184 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,475 Look, Beth, I have no idea what you're talking about. 185 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:15,978 Dave, you do know that I can tell when you're lying. 186 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:16,979 There's a thing you always do. 187 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:19,982 Oh, really? And what is this thing I always do 188 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:21,483 when I'm lying? 189 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:22,985 Oh, come on, Beth, there's absolutely nothing going on... 190 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:25,511 This is it, isn't it? This is the thing? 191 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:30,492 All right. 192 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:33,495 Lisa and I sort of made out last night. 193 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:34,496 Oh, my God. 194 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,498 Beth, look, it's very, very important 195 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:38,000 that you don't tell anyone about this, all right? 196 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:40,502 Look, I really don't want anyone to know... 197 00:07:40,526 --> 00:07:42,004 that we're moving the sports update 198 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:43,005 to 15 after the hour. 199 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,006 Butta-fook-oh. 200 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,531 Butta-fook-oh. 201 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,017 Look, Beth, I'm serious here. 202 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:58,020 You really have to promise you're not going to tell anyone. 203 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:00,022 No, I'm not going to have to tell anybody, 204 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,024 because they're all going to find out just as soon as 205 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,526 you and Lisa have your ugly scene in the office. 206 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,528 There aren't going to be any ugly scenes. 207 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:07,529 Dave, there's no avoiding it. 208 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:09,031 When you make out with a coworker, 209 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:10,532 you have an ugly scene in the office, 210 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:14,036 and then next thing you know, I'm at home crying my eyes out, 211 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:17,063 because I'm afraid to come in to work the next morning. 212 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:29,051 We're not talking about me anymore, are we? 213 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:32,054 No, we're not, Dave. We're talking about me now. 214 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,055 Y-you and, uh... 215 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:36,058 The FedEx guy. 216 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,060 We don't use FedEx. 217 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,062 Not anymore. 218 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,064 Ugly scene? Is it... 219 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:44,066 They almost had to call his supervisor in from Memphis. 220 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,567 I don't want to get into it. 221 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:47,069 Well, look, Lisa and I 222 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,071 are not going to have any scenes, all right? 223 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,073 We're both, uh, mature adults, 224 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:54,076 and we realize that what happened was inappropriate 225 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,577 and, uh, unprofessional, 226 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:57,579 and that it can't go any further, 227 00:08:57,603 --> 00:09:01,083 and I am sure that Lisa agrees with me on this fully. 228 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:03,085 La-da-la-da-la-da. 229 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,086 Now... 230 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,088 Hi. Oh, hi... Lisa. 231 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,590 I'm sure you two need to discuss the... 232 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,092 Buttafuoco situation? 233 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,593 Right. The Butta-fiasco. 234 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:15,597 Well, I'm sure you want the door closed for that. 235 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:16,622 Mm-hmm. 236 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,105 Hi. Hi. 237 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,106 Uh... Uh... 238 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,107 Oh, um... 239 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,108 Sorry. 240 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,109 It's, uh... 241 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,110 Oh. 242 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,611 Pretty weird last night, huh? 243 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,113 Yeah. Yeah. 244 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:33,115 Yeah, uh... but nice, though. 245 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,116 Oh, yeah. 246 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,617 It was nice. 247 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:37,119 Nice... and... and weird. 248 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:40,122 Yeah. Lisa, I've never done anything like that before. 249 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,123 Oh, me neither. 250 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:42,124 I mean, I've made out before. 251 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,125 Yeah. As have I. 252 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,126 But never, you know, 253 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,128 never with someone that I work with. 254 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,129 No, me neither. 255 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:48,630 I have a rule about that, actually. 256 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:50,632 Me too. Me too. I do. 257 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:53,135 Guys, I'm throwing a surprise birthday party 258 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:55,637 for Catherine at the 12:46 commercial break. 259 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,639 We're back on the air at 12:48, 260 00:09:57,663 --> 00:10:00,642 which gives us two minutes for cake, punch, small talk, 261 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,144 that kind of thing. 262 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:05,647 I suggest, if you're interested, you RSVP now. 263 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:09,151 I'll check my calendar, but I think we can squeeze it in. 264 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,153 Great. Look forward to seeing you. 265 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,154 Okay. 266 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,655 All right, what we did last night 267 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,157 was completely inappropriate... 268 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,658 And completely unprofessional. 269 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:18,160 Oh, good, good. 270 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,662 I was so worried we wouldn't be 271 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,164 on the same wavelength about this. 272 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,666 Yeah, yeah, so was I. All right. 273 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,168 So we're agreed then? 274 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,669 Yes. We just cannot... 275 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,171 Yes, we simply cannot... 276 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,696 Let anybody find out. 277 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,180 Uh-oh. 278 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,681 Yeah... 279 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:44,186 I thought we were both going to say we can't do this anymore. 280 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,687 Oh, yeah. We... we... 281 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:48,190 I was. We were. I was. Yes. 282 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,191 Um... 283 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,192 Excuse me. 284 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,194 Well, then, what was this? 285 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,195 That was, um... 286 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,697 That was a joke. Get it? 287 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,723 Um, I have to go now. 288 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:04,706 35 seconds to party time. 289 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:08,210 Boy, do I love a good party. 290 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,711 You love a good party, Joe? 291 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:12,714 That's why I went to college, sir. 292 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:15,217 It's also why I didn't graduate. 293 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,718 Yeah, me neither. So what? 294 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:19,721 Didn't stop me from building a million-dollar empire. 295 00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:21,723 Didn't stop you from becoming a... 296 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,725 What do you do again? 297 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,227 I'm an electrician. 298 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:29,231 Well, things were different in my day. 299 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:32,734 Beth, want to pour us a round of the old red devil? 300 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,736 Lisa, can I talk to you in my office 301 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,737 for just a moment, please? 302 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:36,738 Oh, I'm kind of busy... 303 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,240 Hey, hey, hey, 304 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,266 Don't you two even think about working. 305 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,744 Here comes the birthday girl! 306 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:45,247 I told you I didn't want a birthday party. 307 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:48,750 You always say that. And I always mean it. 308 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,752 Mr. James. Present. 309 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,778 Buttafuoco. 310 00:11:56,782 --> 00:12:02,264 Well, Buttafuoco to you, too, Matthew. 311 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,267 If you'd said it that way on the air, 312 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,769 we probably wouldn't have lost two sponsors this morning. 313 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,271 Oh, my God. 314 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,773 Listen, Lisa, I really need to speak to... 315 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,275 Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave! 316 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,277 You've got to loosen up a little bit. 317 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,779 A good boss has to loosen up every now and again. 318 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,281 Case in point, me. 319 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,806 I'm half loaded right now. 320 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,286 Sir, actually I really need 321 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,289 to speak to Lisa in my office right now. 322 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,790 Actually, Dave, you don't. 323 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,792 No, I really do. No, you really don't. 324 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,295 Catherine, how about a few words from the birthday girl? 325 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,798 I am now officially not speaking to you. 326 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:37,799 She... 327 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:41,303 gets a little shy sometimes. 328 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,805 I'm sorry, if you'll all excuse me... 329 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,807 Perhaps I better go see 330 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:48,310 if my colleague needs some assistance. 331 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:51,813 Is it just me, or does this party suck? 332 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,815 Look, I'm really sorry about earlier, 333 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,318 but I really think we should discuss this now. 334 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,819 Look, Dave, can we please just drop it? 335 00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:58,820 It's not a big deal. 336 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,322 Look, if it's not a big deal, 337 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,823 then why'd we have that scene out there? 338 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,825 Well, I'm not the one having a scene out there. 339 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,327 I have dropped it. See? All over. 340 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,829 Well, we're not leaving this room until we settle this. 341 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,332 Oh, really? Really. 342 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,335 Well, I guess it's settled. 343 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,836 Cake, boss? 344 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:15,837 This is getting ugly. 345 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,863 I know that. 346 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,843 Dave, I am not going to discuss this at the office. 347 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:25,847 Boss, do you need me to FedEx anything for you? 348 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,349 Well, fine. 349 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,350 Then I'll call you at home. 350 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,351 9:00? 351 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,353 You'll get my machine. 352 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,854 I'll call at 10:00. Get my machine. You'll still 353 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:33,855 All right, what time will you be home? 354 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,857 I'll be home all night, but you'll get my machine. 355 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,860 You two, I don't know what this little dustup's all about... 356 00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,362 The Buttafuoco situation. 357 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,364 Correction. Apology. 358 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,365 Absolutely not. 359 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,367 Fine. When you two stop sniping at each other, 360 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,868 we've still got a station to run, 361 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:48,370 so let's get our priorities straight, okay? 362 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,871 Yes. Yes. 363 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:51,373 Good. You going to finish that? 364 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:52,898 No. Thank you. 365 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:00,882 Hi, Beth. 366 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,384 Is it still ugly? 367 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,385 Well, let's just put it this way... 368 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,887 Right now, I'm really wishing I'd made out with the FedEx guy. 369 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,389 Oh, hi, Lisa. 370 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,390 Hi, Dave. 371 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,891 Hi. Can I get you coffee? 372 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:10,892 No, I'll get it. 373 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,394 Well, um... Excuse me. 374 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,395 Have a nice day, Dave. 375 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,921 You too, have a good, um... 376 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,912 Okay, all right, uh, 377 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:32,414 I know what you just saw out there 378 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:36,918 may have, on the surface, appeared a bit odd to you. 379 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,920 Beth, I'm not hiding anything from you. 380 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,422 For God's sakes, Beth, 381 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,924 I'm not even wearing a tie. 382 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:45,450 That's what tipped me off, Dave. 383 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,930 All right. Uh... 384 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,933 Look, Lisa and I, uh... 385 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,959 We did it. 386 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,939 Wh-what was that? 387 00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,441 We did it. 388 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,943 Oh, my God! That is so wrong! 389 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,445 I know. I know. 390 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,447 How could you let that happen? 391 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,449 Uh, I have no idea. 392 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,950 I just... I called Lisa up. 393 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:12,454 We arranged to meet for coffee to discuss the situation. 394 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,455 Right. 395 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,457 So we, you know, met at the coffee place... 396 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,458 Right. 397 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,959 And then we went to my place and did it. 398 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,461 Wrong. I know. 399 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,463 And not terribly romantic, either. 400 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,964 Actually, it was romantic. 401 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,466 It was very romantic. 402 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,967 Afterward we went out for a nice, long walk. 403 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,469 Right. 404 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,470 I walked Lisa back to her place. 405 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:32,474 And we did it again. 406 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:33,498 Wrong? 407 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,977 Yeah, I thought. 408 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,480 Okay, I think in a former life, 409 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,507 you two were some kind of animals that did it a lot. 410 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,987 Well, that's an interesting... perspective, Beth, 411 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:49,491 but Lisa and I both know that, uh, 412 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,992 this cannot go on, 413 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,018 and it absolutely will not. 414 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,020 Come on in, Lisa. 415 00:15:57,022 --> 00:16:01,002 Well, I'm sure you two need to be alone to discuss the... 416 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,504 What is it again? 417 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,005 The Buttafuoco situation. 418 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,006 Right. 419 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,007 The Buttafuoco situation. 420 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:09,010 You know, I'm beginning to think that Matthew's slip-up 421 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,535 was oddly appropriate in your case. 422 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,518 You told her, didn't you? 423 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,521 No, no. I didn't tell her a thing. 424 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,523 Yes, you did. She knows all about this. 425 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,025 I didn't tell her anything. I just didn't wear a tie. 426 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,527 I have no idea what that means. 427 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,028 Hey, you two. 428 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:30,031 What do you mean, "Hey, us two"? 429 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:34,035 I'll count again, but I think I'll get the same result. 430 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,537 Anyway... 431 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,039 I'm taking the entire staff out to lunch 432 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:41,042 in honor of Catherine's birthday yesterday. 433 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,044 Oh. Is, uh, Catherine going? 434 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,547 No, but it's the thought that counts. Come on. 435 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,550 Bill, Dave and I are really pretty busy right now. 436 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:51,553 Okay, but if you finish up, we'll be down at Chico's. 437 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,555 We'll try and catch up with you later. 438 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,556 Super. 439 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,557 What? 440 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,558 Okay. 441 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,560 Is Matthew getting fired? 442 00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,561 No. 443 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,063 No decision yet, Matthew. 444 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,064 Ciao. 445 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,066 I can't believe you told Beth! 446 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,569 I can't believe you're making such a big deal out of it. 447 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,570 Well, believe it! 448 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,095 Well, unfortunately, I do. 449 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,101 Yes. 450 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,080 Is the ugliness over? 451 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:20,081 For now. 452 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,583 Are you guys okay? 453 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,084 Yes, we're fine. 454 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,085 Apparently, we're fine. 455 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,086 How was lunch? 456 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,588 Catherine actually showed up, 457 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,089 but Matthew was convinced 458 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,115 that it was a surprise going-away party for him. 459 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,095 You really should talk to him. 460 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,597 Yeah, I will. 461 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,599 Okay, here, I brought you guys some burritos. 462 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,625 Just put them on the desk, Beth. 463 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,131 They're better than they sound. 464 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,618 Do you think she noticed anything? 465 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,119 No, I don't think so, 466 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,121 but your sweater's buttoned up wrong. 467 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,122 God, thank you. 468 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,124 You have a little lipstick on the side of your face. 469 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,125 Where? Here? 470 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:06,628 The other side. Other side. 471 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:07,629 Oh, jeez. 472 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,131 Okay, oh, God, let me get that. 473 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,633 What are you doing? 474 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,134 I'm just rearranging the cushions. Okay. 475 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,637 You know, are my nylons in there? 476 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,139 Uh... are these them? 477 00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,140 No. 478 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,141 Hmm? 479 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,643 Dave! 480 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,644 I... I, uh... 481 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:23,645 I'm just kidding. 482 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,647 They're mine. 483 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,149 Oh, man. 484 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:29,150 This is ridiculous. 485 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,653 I mean, I have never... 486 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,154 Done it in the office 487 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,656 while everyone else is out to lunch? 488 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,157 Yeah. Me, neither. 489 00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,660 Well, where do we go from here? 490 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,663 News booth? 491 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,164 Seriously, seriously. 492 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,666 I don't know. The way I see it, 493 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,668 we only have two options. 494 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,670 Either you quit, or I quit, 495 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,171 because I am not going to have 496 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,674 one of those dirty little secret office affairs. 497 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,175 Well, I'm not quitting. 498 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:55,176 Well, neither am I. 499 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,177 Well, then, it's out of our hands. 500 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,178 Guess so. 501 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,680 Mm. 502 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,181 This is such a bad idea. 503 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,182 Oh, it's the worst. 504 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,183 I know. 505 00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,184 Mm. 506 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,186 No more kissing in the office. 507 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,188 No, this is definitely the last time. 508 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,189 Hello? 509 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,190 David... 510 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,692 It's me, Matthew. 511 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,695 Listen, I want you to know that I know what's going on here. 512 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:14,720 Huh? 513 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,699 There's n-nothing. Nope. 514 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,201 I'm getting fired, aren't I? 515 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,226 Oh... 516 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,207 Okay, David. 517 00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,209 I can't take this anymore. 518 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,711 Would you please just tell me to my face that I am fired? 519 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,713 Matthew, you're not getting fired. 520 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,214 Okay, that's fine. 521 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,716 It's been very great working with you, 522 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,219 and I'll pack up my desk at a later date. 523 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,221 And did you say... 524 00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,724 Not fired. Not fired. 525 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,226 Oh, how embarrassing. 526 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,729 Were you just going to let me leave? 527 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:48,730 Mm-hmm. 528 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,231 Oh, my God. 529 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,233 Lisa, have you had lunch yet? 530 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,234 No, Dave, I haven't. 531 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,737 Well, great. I was wondering if you'd like to have lunch with me 532 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,238 to discuss those new promos. 533 00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:59,741 Yes. The new promos. Let's discuss them over lunch. 534 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:00,742 Yeah, okay. 535 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:01,743 Uh, Lisa? 536 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,744 Yeah? 537 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,746 Could I talk to you for a sec? Yeah. 538 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,748 You do know what you're getting yourself into, 539 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,249 don't you? 540 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,251 It's a really bad idea. 541 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,253 I know. 542 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,397 Look, no matter what happens, you absolutely cannot... 543 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,758 What? 544 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:20,261 I'm picking up an overnight delivery from Bill McNeal. 545 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:23,264 That would be me. 546 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,266 Beth, I absolutely cannot what? 547 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,268 I'll talk to you about that later. 548 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,793 So you're the new guy? 549 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:33,274 Bill... 550 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,275 Bill! 551 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:35,276 Come on. 552 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,778 I'm sorry. 553 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,780 Would you please tell her that from now on, 554 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,281 if she needs to tell me anything, 555 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,783 a written memo will suffice. 556 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,284 Oh, come on. What is it this time? 557 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,286 Bill, I was not ignoring you at lunch. 558 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,288 I just don't talk much while I'm eating. 559 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,289 A written memo. Tell her. 560 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,792 Look, would you two just shut up 561 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:51,793 and get back into the booth? 562 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,796 Look, you can say whatever you want to me, 563 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:58,323 but you do not tell the lady to shut up! 564 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,807 You know, actually, 565 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,809 I have some leftovers at my apartment. 566 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,311 If you wanted to, we could go over there 567 00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:11,813 and discuss the police corruption probe story 568 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:12,814 at a later date. 569 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:13,815 Good work, Lisa. 570 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,316 I look forward to your input. 571 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,318 Listen, Dave, I just wanted to apologize 572 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,320 for that outburst in there. 573 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,321 Bill, 574 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,323 I've been looking for you. 575 00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:23,324 Yeah. Whatever. 576 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,326 That's a really nice tie. 577 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,828 Oh, please don't patronize me. 578 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:27,853 Whatever! 579 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,334 You two seem to have a very... 580 00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,836 complex relationship. 581 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,337 It's a nightmare. 582 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,339 Why is that? 583 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,844 Well, about four years ago, Catherine and I sort of... 584 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:45,847 tried to have a secret little office romance. 585 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,349 You know how those things go. 586 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:49,350 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 587 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:50,852 Worst mistake I ever made. 588 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,854 Ruined the entire relationship forever. 589 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:56,357 Either of you ever been in one of those? 590 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:57,541 No, no. No, never. No. Uh-uh.